Stranger on the subway: “Do you know what time it is?” Me: “I believe it’s time to head to the desert, light things on fire, and dance until sunrise with total strangers.” Stranger: “…”

Stranger on the subway: “Do you know what time it is?”

Me: “I believe it’s time to head to the desert, light things on fire, and dance until sunrise with total strangers.”

Stranger: “…”